Thor Jr. has dubbed himself the King of Comedy in our house. He has managed to create 2 original jokes that make adults laugh.
Why did the cow smack into the tree?
Because he was in a bad mooo-ooo-ed.
*Why did the computer sneeze?
Because he had a virus.
*Copyright disclaimer: I think I may have read this last one somewhere but since Thor Jr. hasn’t read any riddle/joke books lately (and if he did, he would need help reading them) and neither have I, we’re giving him full credit for creating this.